Spike's Chihuahua Song

By Spike

The other day
ravenous hunger
overtook my entire being.

I took my dog
to Taco Bell
oh what a mistake I found that to be.

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
You took my dog, oh no, oh no.
You cooked my dog, oh no, oh no.
You ate my dog -how crazy.

You ate
my chihuahua, my chihuahua,
you just took it, and you cooked it
y'made gorditas, and fajitas
for your momma, and your sista -yeah.

So now I walk
my bike in the park
instead of walking my only friend.
How could it be
that Spike my dog
arrived at such a bitter end.